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Losing 11 pounds a week?
Not believing
Due to time of day
Yesterday's weight, deceiving
Meeting this morning at work
Raced home and prepared cold lunch
But the numbers gave me a jerk!
600 calories...erm...that's a bunch
Good thing I'm counting
Encourages me to reshape
This afternoon's bounty
Such that my measuring tape
Won't continue to read
(although, let it be said, that I do promote
literacy for all measuring tapes! If they choose to be
alliterate; well, there's nothing I can do)
51 inches on my girth
and, well, what rhymes with girth?
Has anybody else sung with Colin Firth?
bwahahahaha.
View Diet Calendar, 19 January 2016:
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1288 kcal
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Fat: 60.49g | Prot: 117.03g | Carbs: 86.22g.
Breakfast: Oatmeal, Almond Breeze Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk, Coffee. Lunch: Hot Dog Pickle Relish, Cracker Barrel Cheddar Cheese, Chicken Dark Meat (Roasting, Cooked, Roasted), Ham (Boneless, Extra Lean and Regular, Cured, Roasted), Cottage Cheese (Lowfat 2% Milkfat), Water, Red Onions, Popeyes Buttermilk Biscuit. Dinner: Chili Con Carne with Beans. Snacks/Other: Kaizen 100% Whey Protein Isolate, Sliced Peaches (Sweetened, Frozen), Almond Milk, Water. more...
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