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Day 7 (one week down!)
Monday madness has officially hit. Can someone tell me why Mondays make me feel like I'm playing a game of Whack-a-mole? It's like people have a timer set for Mondays that make them want to raise an issue, cause a problem, or ask as many dumb questions as they can. What did these people do over the weekend that got their panties in such a bunch that they have to make me feel like I need a giant cartoon hammer to smack them with? Either way my anxiety is high today. It could be the gallon of coffee I drank but I feel like I'm on a hamster wheel going no where.
Today to combat the stress eating or potentially derailing myself and falling face first off this wagon I am reminding myself of the milestones and goals that I want to hit.
1. Lose the first 25 lbs and get my butt into Onderland. Its been years since I could say my weight started with 1 something and I miss it!
2. Lose enough weight to wear my cute office capris again. I could probably stuff myself into them now with the help of a pair of pliers and the jaws of life but I don't want to end up with the waistband permanently etched into my stomach.
3. Shrink my feet. Apparently when you gain weight you gain it everywhere. Two days in my favorite (formerly comfy) wedges left me with blisters last week after just 2 days! Also my foot looked like a sausage in it so I assume this is why. Yes I am totally trying to lose foot fat.
4. Be small enough to steal all the boyfriends clothing. The shirts I can get into but they look tighter than they should. The pants.. no way. I want the security of knowing that if I suddenly lose all of my clothes I can steal his. No this is not rational. As soon as I can steal all of them I will want them to not fit. It's a weird goal set into stages.
5. Shrink my butt enough for it to fit entirely onto a folding chair. No extra side fluff. I'm not even sure this is possible for an adult but I'm going to try.
6. Make it through the next month without going off plan, being fitted for a straight jacket, or yelling random curse words at strangers. I almost yelled the FU at an ice cream stand last night. There was a line of strangers. Not to self, curse less.
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1288 kcal
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Fat: 62.07g | Prot: 121.84g | Carbs: 54.63g.
Breakfast: Dunkin' Donuts Coffee with Cream (Large), Atkins Milk Chocolate Delight Shake, Great Value Half & Half, Coffee. Lunch: Kroger Habanero Jack Cheese Stick, Broccoli, Skinless Chicken Breast. Dinner: Boar's Head Cracked Pepper Mill Smoked Turkey Breast, Great Lakes Cheese Provolone Cheese Slices, Kraft Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing , Kirkwood Buffalo Style Chicken Strips, Dole Romaine Lettuce. more...
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