Vampirekitchen's Journal, 17 Aug 20

A neighbor just old me that my diet was going to cause me to damage my “eternal” organs. She repeated this word several times so I know I heard her correctly. I kept imaging Jesus coming out of the clouds shaking his head holding my steaming intestines in his hands saying “look what you’ve done! Now you’ll never get into Heaven”

Eye roll. Please lady, if you’re going to give me unsolicited advice, could you at least get the vocabulary straight!

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😂😂😂 
17 Aug 20 by member: melissapko
😂🤣😂 
17 Aug 20 by member: jcmama777
Oh my lord. That’s not how it works, but ok. 😂😂😂 
17 Aug 20 by member: newnamewhodis
What diet are you on? lol  
17 Aug 20 by member: Onedllm
😂🤣 
17 Aug 20 by member: jstc2018
lol Kind of reminds me of my dad telling me that working out was going to brake my body down 
17 Aug 20 by member: cc81004
Perhaps your organs are eternally damned since you are a vampire . 🤔🙃🤣 
17 Aug 20 by member: sk.17
LOL!!  
17 Aug 20 by member: wholefoodnut
That’s hilarious, 
17 Aug 20 by member: xoxo1234567
I am also trying to figure out what diet you're on. You complained the other day about high salt intake, and we know you gave up dairy. As far as your "Eternal Organs" -- were you caught noshing on a human? Cannibalism is a diet in some countries. 😜 
17 Aug 20 by member: JustBananas
I’m on a low carb diet. My neighbor was freaking out about not eating enough whole grains and how that will give me colon cancer and blocked intestines. This is, of course, after she tells me I look great and asked how I had lost so much weight this summer. Remind me to take my trash bins to the curb the night before in the vast darkness of midnight so I can avoid people. 
17 Aug 20 by member: Vampirekitchen
Lol! Love your name by the way! I bet your neighbor won't take out her trash in the dark when she realizes her neighbor vampire is wandering around! :)  
17 Aug 20 by member: silkian
Vampirekitchen I hate to tell you the truth, but your neighbor has jealousilitus towards you😄🤣 
18 Aug 20 by member: isaalexana
people tell me I'm killing myself all the time, I take it with a grain of salt. They're probably jealous, be proud of yourself.  
18 Aug 20 by member: demmerly1
Jealousy... that's what it looks like. People trying to convince you to drop the rope. 
18 Aug 20 by member: immort777
😂😂😂 
18 Aug 20 by member: zoebony
People have so many misconceptions about low-carb. I love how people who have never read any of the research and aren't doctors suddenly become experts on gut health (a highly debated area, with contradictions everywhere) when it comes to low-carb or almost no-carb diets.  
18 Aug 20 by member: LaughingChevre
Dr. David Harper has written in BioDiet about how plant foods are NOT necessary for everyone. A doctor friend recommended the book to me. She isn't a "low-carb evangelist" or anything like that, but she does think keto/low-carb are highly effective and metabolically healthy for certain people (like, the millions who are metabolically unwell in the U.S, India and China). 
18 Aug 20 by member: LaughingChevre

     
 

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