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After listening to some bedtime stories, a little boy, said to his father, 'Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant on a beanstalk, and just look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom. And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables.'
Scare me when I was a kid...at least now my wife tells me different bedtimes stories and I'm not afraid anymore( the noises don't bother me anymore too!)
Thinking back has me wondering about these same questions I did as kid
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
A stitch in time saves nine what?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
What do chickens think we taste like?
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
OK enough thinking for one day
Have healthy day!
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